lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

me: hi

goth girl on tumblr:

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thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

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and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

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but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

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so anyways. who up for a girl gang

Anonymous asked: Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

ohmygodthanks:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

lesbuchanan:

buckysbattalion:

lesbuchanan:

lesbuchanan:

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He was a trans man you fucking freaks

Imagine hating trans men so much that you read the history of someone who presented as a man for so long that most people only discovered he was ~biologically female~ after his fucking autopsy and be like “well clearly he was just gender fluid” I’m fucking

he specifically asked to be buried in the clothes he died in!!!!! we only know he was trans bc someone disrespected his direct wishes after his death!!!!!!

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nordacious:
“ok but this tea eviscerated my mustache
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nordacious:

ok but this tea eviscerated my mustache

nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

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chaotic evil

liquidstar:

“i wanna fuck a monster, i mean a real freak of nature, a complete eldritch horror” half of yall cant even handle it if a girl has body hair lmao

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

chimeracorp:

araxoolie:

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

fagfrog:

fagfrog:

fagfrog:

when someone is a christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust the transatlantic slave trade the extermination of native americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by christians so why do muslims get asked about terrorism and jewish people about israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while christians are not required to explain themselves??

goyim and non muslims can and should reblog

[christians and all sectors of christianity that means you]

beachdeath:

  • jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  • and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
  • and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
  • meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
  • and he is presently worth $137 billion
  • and half of $137 billion is roughly
  • $69 billion

xshayarsha:

my flatmate:: Thanks for the tea, angel, but I said I wanted mine with sugar.
me, having rewatched Crimson Peak last night: *barely glances from an illustrated old edition of ‘The Fall of the House of Usher’, fingers covered in red gemstone rings, piano variations playing faintly in the background* I’m afraid nothing gentle ever grows in this land, Edith… You need a measure of bitterness not to be eaten. To survive.

vitamincream:
“https://www.instagram.com/p/BsOZYr7BMht/
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amez-santiago:

Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x)

pt